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African names, Google, Google searches, name meaning, nicknames, pet names, popular names, Thai names, twinsets
As a special treat, here is a selection of some of the more curious, cuckoo and cryptic search terms used to reach my blog. Despite the category this is in, most people did not get their question answered. Happy Father’s Day, and welcome to Google’s rich tapestry of wackiness.
Where can I find hiking map of Appellation Mountains?
The fact you can’t spell the name of the place you are hiking around concerns me. I don’t know why. It just does.
How many names are Lucy in the world?
Just one – Lucy.
What does the nickname Coco mean in the spiritual realm?
This was the most clearly written yet enigmatic query I received. Despite understanding every individual word perfectly, somehow this sentence makes no sense to me.
Why did they call it the First Fleet?
It was the first fleet of ships to arrive. Confusing, I know.
How much names are there?
Big lots.
Every nickname in Thailand
I couldn’t even tell you every nickname in Australia.
Ella and Ethan start with the same letter
Well spotted.
The meaning of the name Bluebell
It means “bluebell”.
I want a website with meanings for boys names only and I’m in a hurry
Go to babyboynamesonly.com, and then scroll through the menu on the left hand side to select the “Express Lane” option.
How did I get pregnant with twins?
My guess would be some form of sexual intercourse.
I have sex with girl only one time will she get pregnant I am Tamil?
Anyone know the Tamil for You’re having twins?
What was American culture like in the 2000s?
It only finished two years ago – can’t you still remember?
Top 19 girls names
I apologise for wasting your time with anything as hopelessly antiquated as the Top 20. However, could you not just put your finger over the last line?
Link and Zelda – good names for twins?
Please don’t.
The date of Jewish Easter
It’s the same day as Hindu Hanukkah and Scientologist Kwanza.
Hairy men in Mary, Christmas?
No question has perplexed me more than this one. I have absolutely no idea what they’re on about.
Tell me if Katie Virginia Mason is at her house can you show me her playing with Maddie her moms name is Lisa and her dad name Don she is a first grader
You’re scaring me.
Real Phoenix bird found
No it wasn’t.
Six girls and a rocket
Sounds like an awfully exciting adventure.
Are African boys named Bonny Basil?
Not all of them, or it would get too confusing.
How to encourage people to buy your teddy bear?
Only a monster would ever sell their teddy bear – a teddy is for life, not for eBay!
A picture of God in 1900
I think He looked the same then as He does now.
Pics of babies and children with a white mum and a dad who has Irish, Maori, Red Indian [sic] and Jamaican heritage
No way could you get all that information just from someone’s picture.
Should I call my pet turtle Sally?
Aww, that would be such a cute turtle name.
Waltzing More Than Matilda 
This is the only blog post that I have every read that made me cry with laughter – thank you!
Thank you very much – I commented on yours, which is likewise hilarious. Gardeners and snail lovers are obviously quite as mad as baby namers! 🙂
When you are given the nickname Coco in the spirit realm, it means that you are going to be reincarnated as a coconut. They like to rub it in. They’re not very nice in the spirit realm.
At last someone attuned to the spirit realm has answered this vital question! In that case, it probably means also that one named Coco has a hairy chin. 😉
These are so funny. And I swear the one about twins wasn’t me!
Hahahaha – no I’m sure it wasn’t!
LOL! Too funny
Just for clarification, it’s the *first* full moon after the equinox.
I love this, too! When you mentioned “Jewish Easter”, a few years ago I did come up with such a thing as “Wester”, which is Easter at a more seasonally appropriate time for those in the southern hemisphere. Since Easter comes on the Sunday after the full moon after the March equinox, Wester is the same but after the September equinox. Or, more accurately, since the real moon isn’t used but rather a formula that mimics the real moon, Wester is computed using a formula that echoes the Easter one. (If you want more details let me know and I’ll send you information on the computations; beware it may be a bit scary for the non-mathematically-inclined.) FYI, this year “Wester” comes on 7 October.
What a great name for it – I do keep track of the Southern Hemisphere Easter (Sheaster????), although I just use a non-technical formula which seems to have given me the same result.
I’ll file away Wester as a possible name to cover sometime! 🙂
Funny, awesome
LOVE it!
Laugh out loud funny. There is hardly a time where I share anything on this blog with my partner but today I did.
Thanks! 🙂
Ha ha – love this!